Friday, August 11, 2006

Seducing Simone

Some months ago – never mind how long precisely – a new contact popped up online, greeting me with what have become very standard words - ‘Hi, do you remember me?

Quite how a student expects me to remember them when they first contact me I do not know, given that all I see of them is their sign-in name which, even if it is a variation of their real name and not a more creative handle, gives no clue to their identity since I seldom teach any one group of students for long enough to get to know their names. And yet, after every class wraps up, four or five students will begin a conversation with those very words.

But given that in this case the sign-in name of this new interlocutor, Simone, was clearly female, I judged it best to make it seem as if I did recall her, and so I gave my catch-all answer, ‘I taught you English, right?

She told me that this was right, and she was glad I remembered her.

By dint of asking open-ended questions I established she was a student who’d come to one of the universities I work at for an oral exam, and that she got my email from the website information form used. But still I was unable to remember anything specific about her. However, given my penchant for the Lucky Dip, I let the conversation grow and unfold, and, by its end, had agreed to meet her for coffee during the following few days. For even though I was not quite sure who she was, I liked the pot luck of going to meet her. The anticipation of who will be waiting for me in the coffee shop (or wherever the rendezvous is) is always stimulating.

Now it so happens – with a dash of the chance, the pattern, the echo that I so relish in life – that this very same day that I met the (at that point) random woman was the day Clarissa flew overseas to her new life. I thought of Clarissa all that morning and particularly at 2pm when, me amid a class of guppies, she flew out. I knew I would miss her a lot, and so I did, for I was falling in love with her.

But this did not make me any bit more reflective, for I still kept the appointment I had made to have coffee with this woman who I remembered nothing about. And thus even as one woman left, a woman I cared greatly about, I was off questing after another.

Yet even as I was going to meet Simone, I ran into Alice. Alice was a staffer who worked in the accounts firm that’s in the same building I live in. I’d got to know her a little, and had come to the conclusion she was pretty certain, and passably cute with it. She’d emailed me once or twice to tell me the sense of frustration she felt in her life, asking if I thought she should take the risk to change to a new job. Naturally I urged her to do so; but more to the point, in the email in which she asked that she also referred to her ‘husband.’

She had mentioned this guy to me before, when we’d shared a coffee. But that time she’d told me he was her boyfriend. Either in the present email that use of ‘husband’ was a mere slip, or, last time, she’d lied to me; and if she had, it was a fine sign indeed. There’s but one reason a woman downgrades a husband to a boyfriend, and it is the same reason that she airbrushes her other lovers out of her life altogether when meeting a new guy.

But at that time I was busy with other women and other classes, and so I decided merely to put her on pause and maybe apply myself to her a little later on. Fundamentally she was dull; but dull and cute, and a fuck’s a fuck.

And so keeping matters brief with Alice, I headed off to the rendezvous with Simone.

If there was a moral plan to the world it would have been just deserts for my scoundrelly ways if she had turned out to be a fright – but not so; the woman who arrived to greet me was young, sexy, snappily dressed and, I was sure within a very few moments, almost certainly a cinch to seduce. And I did now remember her from the interview, and remembered being rather struck with her.

She was young, just 20 – which, in this culture often means more like 15 in emotional outlook -- and she was indeed 15 in some ways, a little timid, and most certainly corralled and controlled by her parents.

She told me she could only stay for two hours, since her parents had told her to be back home by half past six. She also told me her mother had, at first, wanted to come with her but had settled for getting my phone number from her. Such parents! They give her the curfew of a ten year old.

I told her she had partly herself to blame for accepting this. She said she had tried to change her parents’ minds… but obviously had not tried hard enough.

As we talked, I assessed her. Attractive, and rather a trim body. I felt it would not be too hard to charm her to bed; indeed, as, later, I walked back with her to the tube, my arm guiding her from time to time, I was sure I was home; and had the train not been quite so crowded, I’d have kissed her as we parted. I sent a follow up message saying I had enjoyed meeting her, and that she was cute. She replied in kind, and we exchanged a couple more messages in the same vein during the rest of the evening.

But I was sure Simone was not quite the wholesale innocent she appeared, for she had a boyfriend (at the time; he is long since gone). ‘Do your parents know?’ I asked of this boyfriend – expecting and getting the too-common look of amused horror on her face – ‘Of course not! They would kill me!

It is an old story; parents here seldom know the truth of their daughters’ lives. Sara, my full-time girlfriend, for example, has to lie to her mother every time she stays with me. No matter that she is 25, and, in a few days, flying off to begin her postgraduate studies in Canada, she must still tell her mother that she is going to stay with a girlfriend. As with Sara, so too with Ellen, Jingjing, Mona; again and again women here pull the wool over their parents’ eyes wholesale, a lie necessitated by the older generation’s failure to see what life is today.

Sure, Simone looked and acted the virgin, but while I was not so gross as to ask, I suspected she was not; she told me her guy was a bit of a rogue so I concluded he had put her to it – opening a path for me, I hope.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you know what it means. These other girls, even though they hold some interest for you, there's nothing really unique about them that sets them apart from any other chase. Linxian seems to be a different story. I don't know if she's physically attractive or not, but there are other forms of attraction that can be equally appealing.

f**k you said...

the cheapest foreigner in china can be the god of chinese girls, that's the reality in china. what we really need to ask is what the hell of our educational system has done to chinese? they even can't make a distinguish between shit and flower. i can see your misery, cause you have only the ability to seduce ignorants and innocents, and in this way you are not a man but only an asshole. only asshole will lie again and again. you really think what you've done is pride or worth to show?

you are only hypercritical asshole and always finding fucking excuses for yourself. you are not a man, for a man will know well of what he should do and not.

fuck back to britain asshole,or we chinese will fuck up your ass!!

bmpc said...

what we really need to ask is what the hell of our educational system has done to chinese?
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I agree with you. Racialism is simply because of ignorance.In school, we have never been taught to treat people equally.The yellow, white, black, indian,people from countryside, from big cities... all the same. All of us have the red blood.

He could seduce them and fuck them, because these young naive girls don't know him.they are curious to find out how white guy's body look like.Love is a too fancy word, I honestly can't see anybody really love this guy.

When these girls grow up, they will feel regret, I bet some of them will hate the guy very much. He is trying to say the sex between him and those young girls are nice,beautiful, nothing wrong to enjoy sex. but he also knew a 20 yrs girl may as naive as 15 yrs child. It's molest! He's using their ignorance and curiosity.

That's why he is so disgusting.If he fuck those women who are at least 25+ yrs, I may just shut up. But how could I ? This stupid ass just doesn't understand why I am here. These comments about China, chinese women& men are all bullshit.

Anonymous said...

soup not salad if this means anything

Anonymous said...

Hey Chinabounder,

Stop beating around the buush !
Go straight to the fucking story !

Fucking whom next ?

Anonymous said...

Are you truly happy by living in this way? have you ever felt sorry for the cheating and hurting you did to those girls? you think making love with a wrong guy is not a big matter,that's just your opinion,actually to many Chinese girls it's a big thing,and you will probablly destroy her future life!i think you are certainly aware this.are you still nonchalant to the girl's pain you caused?if you say yes,you prove to be ----A ASSHOLE,i am afraid..true love is probablly a illusion.but a steady relationship is necessary to people's health,both physical and psychologic health,what your numerous lovers give you is only the several minutes bliss in bed,but then what else?maybe you will say it's enough. but i am sorry that your life is full of lying,cheating,hurting and hating...anyhow,lie is a sin,you will pay for it in the future.

Anonymous said...

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, MOST of these women are over 25, in fact some of them, from my understanding, are significantly over that age. True, he likes the younger ones better, but who doesn't?

Anonymous said...

the only thing i can admire u for is ur patience. how could u get so much time to reply all these comments, and arguing with them~~maybe u r pretty free recently , where are ur girls?

Loki on the run said...

Chinabounder says:


She told me she could only stay for two hours, since her parents had told her to be back home by half past six. She also told me her mother had, at first, wanted to come with her but had settled for getting my phone number from her. Such parents! They give her the curfew of a ten year old.


My, you are a bounder, aren't you.

Spare a thought for her parents. They have invested a lot in raising her and wouldn't want it wasted by getting pregnant with a Gwei lao.

From other posts it seems you are somewhat of an aficionado of the salted fish.

When I told my daughter what a cunning linguist was she was a little surprised ... she's half Chinese.

Anonymous said...

what can i say,you are just such a selfishless,kind and generous guy,cause you've sacrificed your time,your body and even your precious sperms to fill the physical needs and desires of these poor girls and women.You give them pleasure and orgasm,saving them from living a sexless life,thank you very much,man!BUT don't be working too hard,don't let these young fresh bodies worn you out.
btw since you dare to put all the details of how you fucked these girls,why don't you put a picture of you on the blog and let's see how charming you really are

Anonymous said...

呵呵,上海总是让欲望那么的明显,可悲的很~~~我不喜欢上海,太多的浮华~~~~

Anonymous said...

Every male who's interacted with the various women of China knows Shanghai women are the biggest whores in China. Of course you'll never admit it because that would damage your ego. Whoever you are, whatever you say, whatever you do is totally irrelevant. This is why you'll never stray too far from the Shanghai sluts.

Loki on the run said...

Some anonymous coward said:


Every male who's interacted with the various women of China knows Shanghai women are the biggest whores in China.


You know, I know at least one woman from Shanghai, and I just don't agree with that.

Perhaps it is sour grapes on your part.

Anonymous said...

i have a boyfriend who is from europe. we have both read your blog. we want to ask you what are you doing on the hell? you are not ashamed? you never figure out that you are a totally asshole? you fuck around all the time. does it make any difference from fucking a dog or your mom or sisters?
stopping feeling proud of yourself in showing off this. you know what? the word "foreigner" becomes more and more dirty just because of you kind of assholes.
what's more, whom you fucked before were all cheap and bitchs. so your life is full of stinky rubbish. poor you. think about it.

Anonymous said...

"Let everything be allowed to do what it naturally does, so that its nature will be satisfied".

Chuang Tzu

If you don't like what Chinabounder does, then don't read his blog.

Anonymous said...

一只在上海的免费的英国鸭。 An England duck in Shanghai, and free.

Anonymous said...

i wonder if all what you wrote were true or just your fantasy. but anyway, you are sucky.

Anonymous said...

what's your purpose of you writing such fucked blog.
you've nothing to show off,cause you are just a fucking animal.

Pedant said...

Chinabounder writes:


What I see now is how thoughtlessly, how effortlessly, how glib and slick I betrayed Linxian,


Are you sure that you are British? Those last two are supposed to be adverbs.

Perhaps you are the guy from MandarinPod? Ken?

Anonymous said...

Chinabounder, you are awesome! The other people are losers who are jealous of your success.

ChinaBounder said...

Anonymous said…Are you truly happy by living in this way? have you ever felt sorry for the cheating and hurting you did to those girls?

Of course I have felt sorry. Read the entry ‘Guilt,’ for example. And I do feel very guilty about my full-time girlfriend, because she loves me very much and, while I do care about her, even love her in some measure, I feel nothing like what she feels for me. She knows nothing of the life I reveal here, and would be terribly hurt if she knew about it. And when she flies overseas later this month to begin her international study, I guess I will simply cease to think about her. So of course I feel guilty, yes.

But not guilty enough to change the way I live.

you think making love with a wrong guy is not a big matter,that's just your opinion,actually to many Chinese girls it's a big thing,

To some it is. To some it is not. Ellen, or Mona, for example – for them sex is fun, passion, excitement. It’s not the be all and end all of human existence.


and you will probablly destroy her future life!

You exaggerate.

This kind of attitude is a mistake. People who make sex so very important are certain to be let down. Treating love, sex and marriage as some sort of holy trinity is the key reason why so many Chinese women regret their marriages. They have brought into all this society bullshit about how important sex is. But then, in their marriage, they find sex is no big deal at all; and thus comes disappointment and disillusion.


but a steady relationship is necessary to people's health,both physical and psychologic health

Indeed. And I have a steady relationship.

anyhow,lie is a sin,you will pay for it in the future.

The world simply does not work like that. Sin is merely a matter of opinion, and ‘payback’ a matter of mere random chance.

Your comment suggests that you believe in some divine system of retribution, which in turn suggests you have not observed the world very carefully. Sometimes cheats prosper, sometimes they do not; sometimes the good succeed, sometimes they do not. This is nothing more than a banal truism, but it has nothing to do with merit or lack of it.

ChinaBounder said...

Anonymous said..Every male who's interacted with the various women of China knows Shanghai women are the biggest whores in China.

A lazy piece of stereotyping. Shanghai girls are different to what you suppose. And in any case, neither Mona, nor Tingting, nor Lucy nor Jingjing were Shanghai girls. You, rather like BMPC have a puritanical and prescriptive attitude towards sex. You seem to have decided that Shanghai women behave in a way of which you disapprove and that all women who behave like this must therefore be Shanghai girls.

You are wrong, and you show that you neither understand the women of Shanghai in particular nor the women of China in general.

Of course no population can be understood as a whole, since everyone is an individual. And so I do not claim to ‘understand’ women in any especially profound way. But I would hesitate to make such a sweeping and ill-informed statement as you.

ChinaBounder said...

Pedant said... .. Those last two are supposed to be adverbs

Thanks. I know quite well what an adverb is, but I prefer to use language the way I want to use it. In any case, I have deleted that particular paragraph at the request of the person involved.

ChinaBounder said...

Anonymous said...What's your purpose of you writing such fucked blog

Why not? This is the life I lead.

you've nothing to show off,cause you are just a fucking animal.

I am not showing off. And we are all ‘fucking animals.’

ChinaBounder said...

Anonymous said... you are not ashamed? you never figure out that you are a totally asshole? you fuck around all the time


Manifestly not. To be ashamed would be to live in bad faith. To be ashamed of one's immorality is a step on the ladder at the end of which one is also ashamed of one's morality.

ChinaBounder said...

f**k you said…what we really need to ask is what the hell of our educational system has done to chinese?

Quite so. China’s education system does a mostly terrible job. It’s ok in the areas that involve a long, hard slog, such as physics and math. Here, at undergraduate level and below (but generally not above), Chinese students are quite staggeringly good.

But the education system is largely useless in the areas that call for creativity, judgment and originality. Too few people lack the ability to say or do or think something original.

.. fuck back to britain asshole

As indeed you prove.

China would fare better if its schools cared for the young, began to teach the truth, and ceased to treat them like so much raw material to be shaped for the good of the country, a good dictated by an arbitrary and capricious system.

whatamisupposedtobe said...

I won't leave comments as its useless. but i got to say that i respect calm people, like you.
And your blog has its value. for sure.

Anonymous said...

"Chinabounder, you are awesome! The other people are losers who are jealous of your success."

I have to agree with this. Chinabounder may be depraved, but his writing is a rare treat.

Anonymous said...

Are you really proud of what you are doing now?
Dare you post your own pictures here?

If the people can see your face and know who you are, i am sure that somebody will kill you ....
You made all the foreigners in China to be ashame. you dirty your parents.

If someday, Asia people hates western like Muslim in Middle East, that is all because of all asshole like you.

Post your pictures.. dare you?

有谁学IT的..查查他IT 地址就知道他在哪...不知道他泡在黄埔江的感觉如何

Ed said...

Long time ago, I remenbered that I make love with your mother in her car. Oh, the feeling was so high. So in my mind I think you are my son, but I can't be sure.

Anonymous said...

If you think that Chinabounder sucks, then hope more people to know about him.
If you think what ChinaBounder wrote is acually what happened in Shanghai and China, and hope more people to aware about it.

Translate it into Chinese.
send it to chinabounder.chinese@gmail.com
We will post it over
http://chinabounderinchinese.blogspot.com/index.html

Anonymous said...

Guys, stop it! Every foreigner fuck tons of chinese girls, if he can!

Anonymous said...

Ok let's cut to the chase: this white pig butcher is a native of Shanghai now enjoying a
Canadian life. One big part of my enjoyment here is fucking white bitches no string
attached. All are free sex because I think white bitches are too cheap to get paid for,
plus they think I'm just smarter, more passionate, humorous and most of all, stronger
fuckmate than male white pigs.

The way I see it is: the white guys are in general too boring, with a very primitive sense
of humor which only they think is funny, they tend to be slower than Asian men too, just
look at the math contest result; the everyday white pigs' appearance is an eyesore;
physically they're also weaker, prone to many sickness, slow to recover, due to capitalist
lifestyle perhaps; their stamina is inferior to Asian's, look at who won the Marathon most
frequently; thrusting power has also been dwarved by the 100m dash world champion Mr. Liu,
my fellow townsman from Shanghai. In bed a white pig, usually fatty, typically lasts about
5 minutes, anything longer than 45 minutes is what a white bitch calls a legend but an
Asian woman takes as satisfactory. Well the average white swine penis is slightly longer,
but unfortunately stamina matters the most, not size, and even in terms of size, length is
lesser factor than girth, which Asians tie if not outmatch.

Every time after my white bitches exhausted multi-orgasms, I always told them the simple
fact that both cultures, Chinese and Western experienced some 3-4000 years history, yet in
the end with worlds-apart populations. Difference in population appeared long before
modern era, so the explanations could include as many as backward Western medical science,
poor female reproductivity, as well as higher percentage of male impotency, overall weaker
virility.

Now next time beofore you start daydreaming your sexual advantage, think twice or you'll
be a laughing stock. Those Shanghai girls fucked you either because they just like to try
you for an exotic dish, or they are too hopeless to get the Chinese men they really love
so left with no choice but a second-rate Caucasian. Some already exposed your pathetic
sexuality online, so I suggest you read some Taoist sex scripture called the Inner
Classics in case you're too ignorant, and get a little workout before you get fucked up by
another Chinese nympho. Chinese women are indeed the world's sexiest women, no women of
other race are half as sought after, but hey remember this: they are the sexiest because
their Chinese men made them so.

Oh one last thing, never mind if anyone called you a British gentleman. The fact is, you
British are just an inferior nation to China. China regained Hong Kong, Chinese GDP is now
the world's 2nd, we're going to beat up the US in no time, let alone you petty old
imperialists.

Govern yourself accordingly.

White Pig Butcher

Anonymous said...

Ah just for the record: I'm a Chinese professor in an American university fucking hard my American students. Two of a kind.

I spend my days enjoying my collection of art, pampering my Italian cars, doing oil paintings, giving white girls bodily lessons of Chinese masculinity in a fettish fashion, and enlightening my Western audience on campus the stupidity of their false sense of superiority, how they're misled by their government into the false belief of a better society and human rights condition, how they're misinformed about the comeback of China, how they misconceived white women not as an easy and naive prey, how they're fooled by Chinese women to believe that Chinese husbands are not romantic or sexually potent enough to keep their wives from foreigners...

Ya know, things like these.

Anonymous said...

as i knew, one of chinese guys in the US has fucked thousands of vrious races sluts there, he is a super man, wow

Anonymous said...

you kown what?those chinese sluts could be fucked by white craps only.

Anonymous said...

Funny how some loosers bring insults like "fuck your mother" and so. In fact me or Bounder would care shit who fucked our mothers, because they are individual persons and it's up to them who they allow fucking and not our business.. We simply don't care and this insult doesn't work on Germans, Brits or Skandinavians. We are maybe amused by it.