Monday, March 05, 2007

Chinabounder on the Road

I’m not going to bore you with opinions about China this week. I’m going to shock you.

Question: Do Chinese women ever want to be treated like hookers? The old Western idea of being a mother to the children, a fabulous housekeeper and cook, and a hooker in the bedroom – is that true for Chinese women?

It not being wholly true that I am an English teacher, business has taken me out of China to another Asian nation. Naturally I will not mention which one, though those who know it will no doubt recognize the venue.

Now of course I cannot go into the touristy shtick, and besides there are a thousand other blogs giving that side of the country, its temples and markets, its past and present. And so I will move straight to the matter -- which is that, in the lobby of the hotel where I’m staying, a few days back, I see a woman walk through, dressed in a straight black business suit, walking with power in her stride.

Oh, yes, the business suit, formal wear; an obvious fantasy, but potent for all that. After all, what man in his right mind would not want to fuck every single one of the black booted, red mini-skirted, red-jacketed women’s brigades that goose-stepped their way through China’s celebrations last national day? Ah, uniforms, clothes as badges, yes, there’s sexy. But in addition to the default sexiness of her clothes, what I also see is how she herself also exudes sex, magnetism, potential – to me.

I knew there was a small Chinese trade delegation staying at the hotel, selling some Chinese tech product, and I assumed she was part of it, even as she turned – hell, whipped, snapped -- my head. I had to follow her. In a city full of sexy women of another culture it was the Chinese woman who brought me to stiff attention.

She turns, makes eye contact, and so I immediately speak Chinese to her. This is a shock – a Western person in a foreign country speaking Chinese! ‘Where are you from?’ I ask.

Shanghai’ she says, and so, using my meager stock of Shanghainese I fire question after question at her. With the courage of a man on the make – something that most Chinese men would not have – I ask all I want to know. Are you alone? Are you married? Are you here with a boyfriend?

She was astounded, shocked. But was she caught?

My questions came too fast for her to evade or avoid them, and so I got all the answers I wanted including, to my final question – ‘Do you speak English?’ -- a ‘Yes.’

I want to have dinner with you’ I tell her. Her eyes widen.

‘I can’t. I’m busy tonight.’

‘Ok, then lunch.’

‘No time...’

But then it’s my turn to be astonished. ‘I have an hour at about 3 o’clock. Coffee? Meet me in the lobby?’

‘Sure,’ I reply, marveling at the confidence she shows.

And then she turns and continues to her meeting.

Three p.m., I’m waiting, having found a secluded table. She comes in a little later, pissed at her colleagues – ‘These guys are so in love with the sound of their own voices’ – and a little nervous too, I can see by her slightly too-quick gestures, the heightened tone to her voice.

So we settle down to get to know each other. Having snared her so far, there’s now no need to rush, and so I begin with the usual chit chat questions, stalking her through her replies, her body language. She’s a middle manager in some thrusting tech firm in Shanghai, a computer science graduate of such and such a university. Her official duties wrap up today, she says, which is why she is so busy. The rest of the group is heading back to China, and she’s arranged to stay on a few more days to tour the city and shop. How unusually independent!

But she’s a woman of surprises, and it’s she who brings sex to the conversation first. Well, truly, the whole conversation is nothing but sex, this entire meeting is about sex. But she’s the one who makes the implicit explicit.

She tells me she’s about to quit the firm.

Why?

Because, she says, she cannot get ahead. She tells me most of the staff there are guys and this makes it impossible for her. If she gets promoted over the men in her team, then the whole office will be alive with gossip that she fucked her way there. Not that she uses the work ‘fucked’ of course, but rather, ‘My boss just cannot promote me since he knows if he does everyone will assume I slept with him.

Of course that’s what I want her to do with me, but naturally I do not say it, instead making the requisite remarks about what scumbags Chinese businessmen can be.

Busy woman that she is, she only has half an hour or so, and so as our time ticks out I take the gamble. ‘So you’ll be here on your own tomorrow?’

‘Yes, I told you.’

‘Then I want you to spend the day with me.’

A moment of hesitation clouds across her expression, so I press on. ‘I think you want to. Say yes.’

And she says yes.

But I am not done yet. This woman intrigues me, I see hidden fires in her that I flatter myself I can bring to the surface. I want to explore her, and I want her to explore her. And so I double down, increasing my bet.

Leaning close, I whisper into her ear, ‘But I have a condition… when you come tomorrow, don’t wear a bra.’

She’s shocked by this. ‘Wha – what?’

‘You heard me. No bra. I want to be able to touch you.’

And right then her phone buzzes with a text message, her boss wanting her back; and so she must go, the question unanswered, still reverberating through her mind in raw shock.

But I know this is a make or break bet. If she obeys me, comes the next day braless, then we will be lovers. If she does not, we won’t. That night I lie in bed, thinking it over, playing out strategies, scenarios, seductions. Calculating the odds.

And the next day?

We meet where we have agreed, and I can tell by the mixed shame and excitement on her face that she has done what I asked. I slide my hand high around her back feeling for the lack of bra and, satisfied, kiss her on the cheek, whispering in her ear, ‘Beautiful. Thank

you.’

And so we do the regular thing, the temple, the market, the tiger park, all that.

I know this is not what you want to read. You want the end of the day, not its beginning, its middle, none of its touches and pauses, testings and probings.

But it turns out I have unleashed something I did not expect for, towards the end of this day, things take a turn I had not foreseen. As, over dinner, I tell her she is coming home with me, she says –

‘Yes – I know – I am – but – but-’

‘What?’

‘I want you to pretend I am a prostitute. I want to be a prostitute for you, like the other girls in the city.’

Now this is new. Really new. Shockingly new. My acquaintance with the good women of China is rather extensive, but I have not come across anything like this. It is my turn to be stunned now. For a moment, I am speechless – and indeed so taken aback am I that I lapse into a rare moment of honesty.

She explains more. ‘This city is full of hookers – it’s Asia’s sex capital’ (she’s right there) ‘yet with all these sexy women available, you chose me… but I want to know what it is like to be one of them, I want you to treat me like that…’

‘But I do not know quite how… I have never been with a hooker before…

That’s all I say before I say to myself, What the fuck are you saying?, and so I finish up, ‘…but, sure, yes, if that’s what you want, that’s what we’ll do.’

And so we go up to my room, riding the elevator with both tension and expectation in the air as I decide how to play out her fantasy. How would it be if she was a hooker, I wonder – what would I do?

Yet after all, the equation is simple. A hooker is but a toy, a plaything, a servant; she does what the guy wants and pretends to like it. And he, I guess, cares only for his pleasure and none for hers. So this is the attitude I take, using her solely for my desires, first kissing her, exploring her body with my hands, her breasts naked beneath her top, kissing her with more passion and urgency and then undressing her, slipping her jacket from her shoulders and letting it fall to the floor, slipping her top up over her head… push her to the bed and kiss her here, there, lower to her skirt, unslip the clasp, toss it aside, to see – ah, rare woman! – sexy panties, a perfect choice, creamy-white lace and satin combined, stimulating, maddening, fragrant. Momentarily I wonder if I should rip them off her before deciding that is a scene too obviously from a porn flick (and reckoning besides that slight as they are they will not rip so easily) and so I just take them off the normal way.

Talk to me, talk dirty, tell me what I am, what you want to do to me’ she gasps as I go down on her, and so I do. Talk all out of a bad blue novel, a third-rate stroke-story, sure, sexy this and fucking that and oh yeah babe, but it works its purpose, each illicit word from my mouth notching her higher. Her reaction turns me on even more, and as my desire grows deeper I let myself get wrapped in the fantasy, treating her like so much bought goods, entering her with a sudden thrust that makes her yelp, pushing deep inside, grabbing her legs and lifting them higher, deepening my angle of attack; and then flip her over, come from the side, and behind, tell her to come on top, to get on all fours, to suck me, fuck me, harder, faster, quicker, deeper, louder, messier, telling her to talk dirty, telling her to say how it feels, to say how much she likes fucking, that she is my whore; and each forbidden word out of her mouth, each feeling and desire that would not be permitted back home drives her to heights upon heights, until riding me, my finger on her, myself inside her, she comes, comes, comes; and now lost in it myself, the closing scenes of a hundred porn flicks in my mind, I let my own orgasm rise. She’s still in the throes of hers, and I grab ahold of her, as she rides on top of me, roll her down towards the bed, still inside her (not such an easy technique, but one that with enough women to practice on is not so hard to learn), and, after few fast thrusts withdraw from her and, she all this while still gasping through her climax, I come on her breasts, her face.

Oh yes, yes, yes yes yes, do it on me, do it’ she cries, captive in the fantasy driving her, half disbelieving it is really happening, both outraged and excited. It is intense for me too, since I have never treated a woman in this way before (save in my mind) and I gasp and roar, until I am done, whereupon I collapse on the bed beside her, my mind a perfect, contented blank, sunk in what has just happened…

As she is too; and so we lie there dazed, dazzled a few minutes, slowly slipping back to normality. The first thing she says is, of course, ‘Tissue… tissue..’ and so I toss her a handful from the bedside table. Having wiped her face, body clean she says, ‘That was.. that was…’ but has no words for it; and, I feel, as the fantasy cools and shrinks, she starts to see it a little differently, to feel some regret for what she let herself become, for the inner self she showed.

And so she decides to go – showers, on her own, dresses, on her own, and makes to leave.

But the surprises are not over yet.

‘I have a question,’ she says. ‘How much would you pay me if I was a prostitute?

Nothing’ I say.

Boom, just like that, anger, fury, the spoiled Shanghai princess protesting…

‘What? You would not pay me anything?

I say, ‘I told you, I don’t use prostitutes.’

But if… if..’ she cries, starting to vent the anger rising in her.

Still nothing’ I say.

Fuck you’ she says.

I did’ I reply.

A silence prickles around us.

I can see she’s deciding what to do – hit me? Yell at me some more? Turn away and stamp out?

Finally she says, ‘You foreigners always wish to take advantage of Chinese people, in China or abroad.’

She might as well have hit me. In an instant I am back in China apologizing for all the wrongs China has suffered, imperialists, invasions, massacres, burnings and lootings, hell, even the value of the yuan.

She glares at me one more time. Whirls away.

And she’s gone.

Shanghai women.

Love them or hate them.

Fantastic.

94 comments:

Marcus wears Superlative Conspiracy said...

Wow. Is this where literature is going?

Being a fan of novels, Updike, Hemingway, I thought pesonal blogs were just for instant gratification. But this is extraordinary. Artful..

I do read a lot of blogs, and this is just unsurpassed. And this blog is absolutely not only relevant for it's critique of China.

I have no idea what level of fame you have received already, but considering how well you write and execute your concepts , you were probably expecting and hoping for it. Maybe planning for a book deal? Anyway, you deserve global superstardom and will probably get it. Prepare now ;)

frances said...

We Shanghai women are spoiled,indeed,and I believe that spoiled attitude will be in our blood for hundreds of years. we are proud of it.

BG1OMZ said...

After reading this one, i am pretty sure you are making your own fantasy by piles of words that is nothing but fantasy, is that makes you feel good?

nanheyangrouchuan said...

It was a no win situation because if you had told her she would have earned x amount for her services, she might have actually hit you up for it.

You should have plowed her ass just to complete the hooker experience. Can't treat a girl like real dirt until you've packed her fudge nice and tight.

Anonymous said...

One of your poorer efforts. You must have written it in a hurry. Too much like a Penthouse letter to the editor. You can do a lot better.

Anonymous said...

many prostitutes try their best to pretend they're professionals...also,many women from rural area try their best to pretend they're from shanghai...here even some students from africa are trying to pretend they're african american...

Ni Kai 倪凯 said...

So you went to Bang-cock?
Jeeezzz, I don't think you're an asshole but this is just a bit over the top! You don't tell a lady you wouldn't pay anything for her... that's just insensitive and rude. Especially to a Shanghainese woman, you know they measure personal value in RMB! Maybe you blew her aspirations for a carreer change. Hmmm, perhaps you did the right thing after all.
Peace,
Vins@Shanghai

chinaphil said...

Very very funny. Great story. My best guess: you should have gone with the standard price on the street for a fuck, which might both nettle her and stimulate her to try again for more. But it's all "what if" - I'm certain if I was in that situation I wouldn't have known what to answer, either.

chinaphil said...

Oh, just looking over it again, one point: "let my own orgasm rise." Writing about sex is way difficult, and that phrase surely needs, ah, retooling.

Old Wreck said...

Ah, delightful!
Keep it up!

Frances said...

ni kai:"Especially to a Shanghainese woman, you know they measure personal value in RMB! "

ok,that's so-called Judgemental. We Shanghai women are not the saint,and we are not going to be,so we do like money.

but that doesn't mean we judge ppl by money. sometimes we look like we are making money as a criteria, it's not true. what we are judging ,is the sacrifice we made,or we are going to make---worthy or not,and i do believe other women in this world are also doing this.

Anonymous said...

be careful of aids. Chinese women care less and less about who they sleep with and for what purposes.

Bitterblogger said...

Good story. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

i got ya!~
shanghai's girls not just like some country's girls! free fuck!
just like...i fuck girl here anytime, and it's all the free! sweet!

Anonymous said...

you should have taken out a 500 baht note, wiped your cock with it and tosed it in her direction. Then you could have followup with: 1000 Baht would have gone to a A+ Ho, you where very much a 2nd class fuck, but next time you show a bit more gusto you might get the 1000 note.

gotta love the shanghai birds, especially the conservative decent ones with good job, I have found that they are anything but that in bed!

Meursault said...

I don't know how much it is to sleep with a prostitute in Bangkok, but I can tell you that it's 300 baht to sit in on a sleazy ping pong show in Patphong with a Singha beer thrown in.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you're back and in one piece. Keep up the good work, mate!

A friend from Down Under

Fred said...

Simply hilarious! I'm a littl more sensitive tho, I would have given her an answer, one that would have kept the glow on her face for months to come...

Good reading, but I wonder just how true the story is..lol ( I think you paid her dude!) LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck u!
Are you able to fuck till you die?
Can u say that u british bastard are all dull, can you say loudly that all french gerks are arrogant?
U r able to write about ur juicy stories,but don't judge shanghai women to be all the same!
Don't try to so hard to pretend that you experienced more than others and underestimate the readers!
Life in Thai can be a lot tougher for expats, but if u r from countryside of Britain,u might can get used to it soon.

A curious reader said...

Interesting blog. I can see that you have a deeper insight into societal behaviour despite the apparent sexually dominated theme.

Nice work. I'm guessing... you're aiming for a future deal?

Anonymous said...

cheap guys got 'free' girls.
u just wanna sex, so what kinda girls u expect to meet? u r screwing around w/ the girls who r screwing around 2.
besides sex, other articles of u r quite good but not objective. one person cannot represent the whole nation.

Chinabounderess said...

Chinabounder, this time I have to disagree with you. I wrote why on my blog. Please take a look.

Anonymous said...

What a mother-fucker is talking about shit here! A man like him only deservs a hooker.

Anonymous said...

YoU cReepY asShOle...

Anonymous said...

u reap what u sow...and she got was was coming to her (no pun intended)

R2K said...

: )

Anonymous said...

其母之。

tim

Anonymous said...

No wonder Chinabounder doesn't want to deal with White women. Not just the White women he afraids to deal with,women in any other race or skin color who grew up in Western socity with average intellect would sense there are something mentally ill with this guy. His inferiority complex must have caused him constantly putting down others so he can get more secure feeling about himself. His self-righteous attitude and self-inflated ego might have been the result of that as well.

Case in point. The way he fired those personal questions to a female strangers-he can try to do the same in UK. I bet only few British guys would be dumb enough to be that silly because it's not hard to figure out how ladies would react upon. Come on,even if someone who do have the courage, at least use more clever pick-up lines. I really feel bad for those naive ladies who doesn't yet to realzie there are something vert wrong with him(Chinabounder).

I do have a lot of respect with British culture, country and I have many great British friends. But,to this Chinabounder guy,the English teacher who takes pride of taking his innocent female students to bed, he is showing the worst of the British.

Anonymous said...

真是天下薄辛人,杨柳杏花事,引以为荣,可悲, 悲.

Anonymous said...

无聊。林子大了什么鸟都有。
你更不是什么好鸟。

思想鱼 said...

wu liao.
lin zi da le shen me niao dou you.
ni geng bu shi shen me hao niao.
sb,do you understand?

Anonymous said...

I think it just means that China needs more variaty in races. I don't think it is only the issue with girls, because Chinese guys also don't mind dating girls from other countries or races. The desire for being different is the same strong with guys as with girls. Just admit it, Chinese guys. Don't take it out on girls just because you haven't done it.

We should respect and follow where the nature leads. It is a globalized place, and people like trying different experience and we should just let it be. About the quality of their "being together"is their private business, and as long as it's their choice, let them. In the end, people will always choose the way they feel the happiest. There is absolutely no worry about that.

Moreover, Chinabounder is actually an experimentor, who has chosen his way to obeserve life. Just because he is a foreigner, having sex with Chinese girls makes him bad? What if Chinese guys having sex with women from other countries? Then it can be widely applaused for? I think the only solution for this attitude issue is that Chinese guys libralize themselves to pursue girls as they want to.

Anonymous said...

My guess is that she wanted to complete the hooker fantasy by saying "I'm a prostitute. Pay me what you said you would," to turn her fantasy into reality. I'm glad you said nothing, first of all because it's true and, secondly, because she was hoping to trap you by counting on you to flatter her by lying. Hence her rage. I think it's hilarious that when the trap snapped closed, empty, she fell back upon the old "exploitative foreigners" chestnut, after asking you to treat her like a prostitute.

Anonymous said...

Anyway, you need the money to see a doctor, coz she must have got a VD

Anonymous said...

You are a frightening sociopath. Whether this is real, imagined, or literature, nothing humane can come from it.

-Western male who lived in China and will be back eventually

Anonymous said...

You fucked her because she could not find someone else to do it...go get some aids test...

Anonymous said...

go and check out how big your friend dick is!
U might gonna be shame on urs...
Listen to other guys' experience, u will find that u r just nth..

Layman said...

nice writing, dude. think we will believe that shit? and what else is there to fiction us "laymen" into?

ever guessed why you are so lucky, dude? 'cos u r a fucking english teacher.

and why you are so unlucky, dude, since you always encounter stupid chinese women? 'cos u r a fucking english teacher.

next time, try a shanghainese (or whoever) woman in manhattan, nyc.

Pearl S. Fuck said...

Truly fascinating, all of it.

Though I am reluctant to take CB's loftier analysis and critiques of Chinese society seriously after hearing of his personal dealings with one half of that society, I do think the blog goes somewhere beyond entertainment.

CB, don't deprecate yourself with all this talk of 'I'm an amoral dog', etc. Men of your ilk are not offensive to womankind at all, I believe. A young modern woman in search of her sexual independence must actively define and pursue fulfilling sex. In her early years of this search, whether she is aware of it or not, she tests her hypothesis with men like CB. He is (hopefully) able to show her and help her participate in pleasurable sex, help her understand what she likes in a man. He allows her to know good sex, yes, but men like CB also show her a myriad of other, more troubling aspects of men. Over time and with enough CB's, she sees dishonesty in his seduction and feels the great divide between her heart and his. At this point, the woman either becomes cynical and hateful towards all men (and usually ugly to them as well), or she learns that men like CB are ghosts, illuminating in a small, momentarily significant way but not ones to hold onto. They are like the flies of the forest who burrow into and consume the decaying flesh of animals, so that trees and flowers might take root and thrive. Or barring that, so that maggots might have a tasty home.

All part of the cycle of womankind.

Anonymous said...

personally, i couldn't agree with chinabounder anymore. it's the truth underneath the seemingly calm society. we foreigners are doing pretty good here. way to go chinabounder!

selphnir

Anonymous said...

一个极度SB 的英国人欺骗一些比较弱智的上海女人. 还自以为很NB .
为一些上海女人哀其不辛,怒其不争!

Anonymous said...

I was ashamed of your deed.I wish you went back home as soon as possible ang die to death.

nanheyangrouchuan said...

hey everyone, I love Chinabounder's big fat white cock, it was in my ass last night. He sure really know how to make a little boy like me very happy. I like sucking his creamy cock and swallowing it every 30 seconds. What he didn't know is that I am a sand nigger with AIDS.

Anonymous said...

i suggest you fuch your mother and father.ok?just do it!that's good idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry ,fuch is wrong ,is fuck

t_co said...

please refrain from copying your blog posts from online erotic fiction in the future.

Anonymous said...

滚你妈妈的B

Anonymous said...

frankly, while i find Chinabound's writing style to be eloquent and enjoy reading his blogs, his sexual exploits are not unusual for non-hideous western men living in China. And if Chinese people are offended by his exploits, and those of other western men, they need to look at the broader issue to further understand it. The fact is, there is no one to blame. Nobody is at fault here. Assuming what he writes is true – and I have no reason to doubt him – these women are just lonely young or middle-aged women looking for something. Whether it be sex, love, whatever, he is offering something or at least part of something that they want. They are not being raped, that is just horseshit! It is a FACT that by far the most promiscuous people that I know in China are Chinese or Taiwanese men. BY FAR. It’s not even close. And most of them are married. And this phenomenon is prevalent in Japan, Korea, and other Asian nations as well. Many affluent men in Asian countries cheat on their wives and girlfriends. It’s widespread, to the point of pandemic. People should actually applaud the women that look outside of their broken relationships for sexual and emotional satisfaction. This is a sign of progress in china, and we should not be looking for victims or villains.. Here is a question for our offended Chinese hate hurlers to contemplate: What if Chinabound was Chinese? If CB were a Chinese playboy writing about his exploits, would your feelings about his behavior be the same? Would you feel disgusted, offended…outraged? I just think some Chinese people feel culturally or nationally defensive at the idea of non-chinese men pursuing Chinese women; and they make the false assumption that the non-chinese or in this case western man thinks that all Chinese women are loose, or promiscuous. That is a assumption on YOUR part, not necessarily the generalization of the western man. I, for one, find Chinese women to be attractive and China, being a large and socially diverse country, is full of women interested in all types of men, including western; including western men for the purpose of sex, or non-committal relations. The fact that some Chinese people would be outraged by this demonstrates that you do not understand the social dynamics of your own country very well.

Anonymous said...

oh and BTW, while i find some of the comments like "let's bomb london" and "go fuck your mom" to be assinine and childish...they DO make laugh...hard..and out loud. Dare I sa... keep em coming.

jane said...

hard to believe that there isn't a blog, about a chinese guy and his exploits with western women.

ImGoing said...

im going to make this short and sweet... she wants to get treated like a prostitute... you treat her that way. she likes it.... then gets angry at you for taking advantage of the chinese.

right.
if this is what i have to look forward to with people in shanghai next year its going to be one LONGGGG year. lol

Candy CiCi said...

omg ive been livin in dis country 4 like 16 yrs n never realised how sexually aggressive chinese chicks can be! there more like those crazy n thristy chicks shown in western pornos :D
well actually im just more into some confusin points rather than judgin ur behaviour like some others do:
1. do these shanghai chicks speak chinese or english to u(both in normal convos n when havin sex)
2. whats the % of chinse women that u think u would [be able to]get within the whole pop.?
for now im just gonna look at those shanghai chicks in another new way

Candy CiCi said...

"no..i cant...im a very tranditional woman..."
hahahaha im laughin my ass off
sorry not really laughin at u,just feeling like watching a sex comedy

Anonymous said...

Haha.. I heard in China they made a big deal about this guy's blog.. after reading it. After I read his blogs, it really is no big deal. Yes, his stories are very offensive for Chinese people, but I suspect the authenticity of his stories. The blog entries are pretty much made-up stories in my opinion. I have friends who are promiscuous they are usually busy flirting and having sex. There is not time to log on line and write extensively long blogs to record in detail on what has happened. The only person who would spend this much time on line is someone who has no friends, no social life and who gets no sex! I think Chinabounder is just living an imaginery world... or maybe some unemployed guy who has Chinese women fetish. Yuck, I hope he isn't some displaced dirty old man with Liberal Arts degree who lives in the middle of a cornfield in the US? Gross.... probably not going to visit his blog in the future... these made-up stories are sooo boring... better off watching a Porno video.. haha

Jim (Shanghai) said...

What's the point? You took another persons fantasy and effectively shat all over it. Chinese women with the confidence to maintain overt sexual fantasies and play them out should be nourished, they are too few in number to waste. You're going to suggest that you've found plenty, la-dee-da, how about by percentage of population? Do you really hate women so much, or is it just the Chinese?
Besides that, I thought the prose was well written, little scruffy around the edges, but suited the topic.

Anonymous said...

You are a fucking dick, giving all the laowais a bad name. Someday, you will get your balls twisted and smashed and your poor little dick chopped with a rusty old knife.

DonPato said...

oh my god is this a hundred ways to fuck your lover?

The subject of sex in china is great.

Thanks no matter what others say..

DonPato
GayChina
and off course
The Erotic Review Com
http://www.theeroticreview.com/

Anonymous said...

fuck you absolute moron!silly metal masturbator!

Anonymous said...

Believable, and a nice read. However, I fear that in this case you did mess up - you broke the fantasy she was enjoying before it should have been broken. Of course, if you'd stated a price, and then she'd demanded it, you'd have been right to refuse. But there was no harm in playing the game.

On a side note, perhaps I got lucky, but my Chinese fiancee is into dirty words, anal, bjs, bondage, exhibitionism, etc. (but not doing anything with other girls, alas)

You say that get a girl to do anal here is rare - but perhaps you need to develop more trust before they'll do it. Or perhaps I just got lucky.

ShereKan said...

In place of 'I don't use prostitutes' why not say her : 'I'm not rich enough to pay for the happyness I had with you, I can't give any price for this, because this has no price, you've far above any expectations'.

Then she would have been happy with such compliment. At least you would have been more gentleman.

In a certain way, I'm the same guy as you, I feel frenetic with chinese women, they're definitely too cute. But I really love them, I make love with them and I cherish this. This ensure respect anytime.

For what you answered to her, just you made her lose face, does she deserve this ?

skyway said...

stupid guys deserve stupid women.......

Kai said...

Hey..what the fuck is your name?nvm im not interested i wanna say a big thank you for fucking all the sluts in shanghai,china.Thank you,bastard.To be honest with you,im not the least jealous,its amusing how some stupid and disillusional chinese women will fall for white guys considering some of them like you are uncivilized beasts who happened to dress appropriately and thinks about sex all the time.they prob think its hot to have sex with someone with different cultural background,well,and anything will do for them,as long as its a white guy,thanks you,ur a sex slaves for us chinese!!!im not the least jealous,keep doing,and i pray u wont get STD so you can keep fuckin cheap sluts at the bottom of food chain in china..Haha lol..because u know what.real hot chinese women are elegant and intellectual creatures that won't even regard you as a human species.they wouldnt even look at you,considering ur so "cool"even my white gf agrees with me ur a loser who cant get gfs back in ur country becuz ur intimidated and had to go to china..what a loser!!!!!!!!!!!juz transferring the message:)keep fucking aight!becuz ur reli doing us chinese a favour to these sluts and whores,in case u think ur already fucking high class chinese,ur not,contrary,ur fucking cheap whores at the bottom of the food chain.

R2K said...

Google.cn picks you up right away - I guess the censorship isnt really that strong?

Anonymous said...

I'm enjoying reading your blog. Please keep us informed of your adventures in Shanghai.

Anonymous said...

"The only person who would spend this much time on line is someone who has no friends, no social life and who gets no sex! I think Chinabounder is just living an imaginery world... "
I can't agree more!Chinabounder is just NOTHING but dirty garbage. "real hot chinese women are elegant and intellectual creatures that won't even regard you as a human species"
Dirty matches dirty,that's all.

Anonymous said...

GO TO DIE

Bren said...

Would it have hurt you to give her 2000 baht?

Anonymous said...

poor guy!
do Med. Checks in hospital
and
may Aids with u!
forever

Anonymous said...

i want to fuck your ass hole.

Anonymous said...

Treat shanghai women as prostitutes!

I had an experience having xxx with shanghai woman and finally she asked some money for that even we are friend. I didn't paid to her because If I pay , for my thinking it was like to treat her like a prostitute. However, she get angry not for treating her like a prostitute!

Strange? that's shanghai, that's China!

Anonymous said...

By the way that hideous Zhang Jiehai is such a lame dog of the
hideous Chinese government officals. Who is Zhang Jiehai to call upon the masses of ignorant
and somewhat "moralless" Chinese
netizens to kick out a foreigner just because he expressed his views on China. If "Chinabounder" wants to do it with lowly Chinese women, he should do it. It is none of that hideous Zhang Jiehai's business. I am sure the hideous university professor would have never gotten the guts to critize the Chinese government. Keep posting!

Anonymous said...

Just came upon your blog. Yum yum! You should be writing for those blue novels you mentioned. You'd be perfect! What a bad boy you are, you perv!! Such fantasies, yeow!

Mike said...

HAHA! I love it. The ending was priceless. Better than the naughty bits.

‘Still nothing’ I say.

‘Fuck you’ she says.

‘I did’ I reply.

Owned, bitch. XD

Anonymous said...

博主是典型的鸡奸产物

Anonymous said...

you are such a low-life creature

Shanghai Bitch said...

You have not met a real Shanghai bitch. When you do you will suffer.

Anonymous said...

i think a lot of outstanding foreign friend will treat Chinese women friendly and prizedly. But some bastards like you can not get good works in their own country then go to China to do some cheating relying on their English language. Some Chinese women is foreign admiring, but i think in UK or US, there are also a lot of protitues. Maybe sometimes i should go there and fuck these women and say I have fucked british mowen, there cry is very exciting and depict it in detail? You really bastard!!!!

Anonymous said...

u went to shanghai without money?oh~fuck-off u poor little thing~~

benlisquare said...

Dude, fuck you, your ignorance and overestimation of yourself is making many people pissed off. Fucking hell, you think you're so fucking great.

There will be about a hundred people wanting to bash the shit out of you now. I have traced your IP address: 203.66.16.27 and all I need to do now is to find your Internet Service Provider and location. From there, I can either email trace you, or page-bomb for your phone number, and then all of China will know where you fucking live, you cocksucker. Perhaps the voyages you describe in China are actually in your dreams, where rather you wish to hide the stark reality of you sucking men's cock all day every day.

Fuck American Imperialism. Fuck Caucasian "Supremacy".

King Serpentine said...

THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING ON BRINGING THE EVERYDAY WHEREABOUTS OF SHANGHAI AND THE PUSSY THERE, THANKS I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO LIVING MAYBE PERHAPS IN THAT AREA, KEEP UP THE INTERESTING BLOG! :)

The Truth said...

The comments here are totally hilarious. Although I do understand why...When a country opens up there's always some tension w.r.t. native women fucking foreign guys. Even in wartime when the Germans occupied Europe there were girls falling for those nazis. And 5 years later they were drooling over the British, Americans and Canadese troops. Quite frustrating as a native guy.

I guess the effect will wear off over time though.


P.s. I do think you are going too far with his exploiting though. Of course every guy would like to fuck a different girl every day. That's human nature. Reproduce oneself. But, it's also incredibly uncivilised to do so. And as such, you are not much better than the fat British guys going to Thailand to fuck girls for $10. You might want to think about that. You do have some kind of conscience, right?

Jeff Fan said...

中国人应该自强啊:(给那些外国傻子骗得女人应该好好反省一下,擦亮眼睛,不要以为自己的事情就无所谓,弄得外国佬更看不起我们中国人。
对这个老外也只能说:
Fuck U , shit!

Anonymous said...

Your 'exploits' read like a Mills and Boone penny novel.
No race or culture should be disgracefully and abhorrently treated as you treat these Chinese. It's unclear whether you hate Chinese, women or simply yourself.
Such a wimp as yourself would never dream of bedding so many western women, as they, unblinded by poverty, can smell the shite for what it truly is.
You, Sir, are the very worst scum of Britain, eclipsing even the Gypsy. If I ever met you, I'd give a jolly good thrashing.
I truly hope the Police come knocking one day, as I'll enjoy bidding on your liver- I'll serve it up as foie gras to my Shanghai friends.
Chinese people- please ignore this asshole- he is nothing like most Westerners.
He is hated and despised even in his own native nation.
Xie-xie.

Anonymous said...

Dear Chinese reader, please ignore this bastard- most Western men love Chinese people very much.
If Chinabounder was in Britain- men would be paying him to fuck him up the anus and he would prefer to be anal-fucked for free.

Anonymous said...

Soon I will be in Shanghai,too! I cant wait to put my enormous weiner to good use! I am going to fuck as many Chinese lovelies as is humanly possible! My dick will be in a coma when I am through,I will have worked it so hard! I am gonna love that Chi-neeze PUSSY!!!

Anonymous said...

You cockless Chinabounder, have you really been to China,or just watched some faked Asian porno? I sure you know nothing about China, as you fuck poor and both poor in your dick and your head. In places such as Shanghai, how can you know someone with only your floppy furry pinut? do you have money, do you have knowledge, or do you have mother fucking charming ass? shit on you, and your fucking island country. and thanks to you, you cunt british is the next fucked. you fucking red son of cunt.
REMEMBER: CHINA ONLY RESPECTS HUMANS NOT CUNT

your God said...

Go to hell, fuck your mother harder, faster, quicker, deeper, louder.

your God said...

滚你妈的,操你妈的。

your god said...

上海的女孩们,别忘了你们是中国人。洁身自好吧!

Anonymous said...

S WORD F WORD ALL FOR U.
SUCKER.

Nick said...

草你妈老母,操你妈全家,操你妈鬼佬,操死你全家,祖宗王八蛋。。。。

Rudi said...

Personally, I find Chinese women hairy, materialistic and sexually immature.

What a waste to pass up the Thais why if bangkok.

Anonymous said...

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Blogger benlisquare said...

Dude, fuck you, your ignorance and overestimation of yourself is making many people pissed off. Fucking hell, you think you're so fucking great.

There will be about a hundred people wanting to bash the shit out of you now. I have traced your IP address: 203.66.16.27 and all I need to do now is to find your Internet Service Provider and location. From there, I can either email trace you, or page-bomb for your phone number, and then all of China will know where you fucking live, you cocksucker.<<---


I guess the meaning of a webproxy is also blacklisted in china so you can trace to the moon and up your own ass if you like....
Welcoem to 1997....this is priceless just priceless...I need more popcorn!!! hahahahaaaa

Sullivan said...

I just feel that the blogger has been fucked by this woman... She is in the mood of find some recreational sex, and looking for some random hit. The reason that she needs money from you, is that she feels very complicated after her recreational activity. Women are emotional and don't understand what they say, after all.