Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Seducing Simone #3

I did not think to message her again until the evening of the next day – which, of course, shows my fundamentally callow attitude. Now I was sure of her, there was no need to woo. Sending messages to a woman you’re unsure you’ll charm to bed is stimulating, spicy; the need to bat messages back and forth, to tease and maneuver, keeps the thumb active, keeps the mind ticking over on what the next reply will be, and the response to it. But once you’re sure of the woman, all that dies down.

And so (as I might have expected if I had really bothered to think about her at all) she replied to my message that she was unhappy.

Why?,’ I asked.

Because you didn’t send sms to me, Ha ha, do you believe it?

She followed this by texting, ‘I’m really waiting for your sms all day. I know u r busy but I still feel unhappy. Ha ha.

And so I replied to say I was sorry about that, but that I had been very busy. I had not, of course.

I know ~ I’m happy now~ I want to be your girlfriend now~ ha ha ha ha only making a joke but I really like you.’

Then she asked, ‘you have been kissing many girls, right?,’ to which I made some glib reply.

Oh my heart is broken.. :-) 你真的是华心大萝卜啊。。’

Now I did not bother save my messages, so all I have is a record of hers. But my replies can be pretty much guessed from the pattern of what she says.

‘what do you mean? You will kiss me for a long time?’

‘why? You change your heart quickly or love other girls fast?’

‘which kind of woman do you like best?’

‘you’re like a playboy.. But I still like you. You have special charm. I wanna say goodbye to my bf’

‘together with him I can’t learn anything and I found I lost a lot of time’

‘my mood is complex now. I don’t know whether meeting you is a good thing or a bad thing.’

‘Let me think about it.. Well this Sunday I will get away from my parents and stay with you all day, OK?’ (I’d asked if she’d spend a night with me)

‘Or you unwilling to stay with me?’

‘It’s very exciting~ Just like you say, I’ll let my youth be colourful~ Don’t cheat me any more’

‘If any girl told you she wanna be your gf would you agree with her?’

‘I love you, I wanna be your gf.’

‘Ha ha Don’t mind only sound out you~’

昏.. I know you like see me become a bad girl’

‘You wanna see me have many many boyfriends?’

‘Very well!! I miss you all night until now~ :-) How about you?’

‘Sorry’ (I had not said anything to make her say sorry; the reason she said it is clear from the following message.)

‘Maybe you don’t like to hear I say I miss you.. So I say sorry.’

‘:-) You say you dreamed of me, tell me something about that’ (I’d told her I dreamed of her. I had not. But telling a woman this is an effective gauge of where she sees the relationship going. It is a shallow and obvious thing to say, and would not work on a Western woman, but of such flimflam is my box of tricks made.)

‘Maybe it will be interesting! Don’t worry, tell me’

‘Are you sure you tell me the truth?’ (I’d told her it was a sexy dream – that’s part two of the routine.)

‘I understand what’s in your thoughts’

‘Tell you later!’ (I’d wanted to know what she though of my dreaming about her so.)

‘Take care of yourself. I like it that you regard me as an adult~~~ You can tell me everything you thought, about sex…’

The next day we met again, but just for an afternoon. And while we spent it in bed, we did not make love. As we idled together, talking, she worried out loud that, if we made love, I’d then lose interest; and so I likely would, I thought to myself.

But yet… as I lay there, just cuddling, it was rather sweet, and I felt whispers of emotion. She fitted in my arms snug and light; cool against my body, even under the duvet, light, sweet. Slender as she is, her body lies against mine nice. When I’d carried her into the bedroom it was as a scrap of silk – she is featherweight, 45 kilos or so. With a bulkier woman it takes each body a few hours to adjust to each other, and so cuddling soon becomes too warm, sticky, under the duvet, after lights out, until the cooler small hours and the body’s adjustment. But she was just right, and it was good. She’d be fun in bed, I was sure, and promises of it percolated through the afternoon, how she straddled me, pressed into me.

I could see that she’d take a little more persuasion before she gave herself to me wholly, but I knew I’d be able to persuade her to yield, and that she had the potential to be a fine lover. She would not be a great lover to start with, of course. Women here, I have often found, are cautious lovers at first, having been raised to suppress their sexual side. I was well aware, for example, that when I went down on her it would cause her to squirm at first. She’d find it dirty, wrong, product of this society as she cannot help but be. Mona, for example, in telling me about a new local boyfriend, said ‘But I will have to hide how experienced I am with him. He wouldn’t like that at all. He has to feel like he’s in charge and I don’t know anything.

But I was pleased Simone felt I saw her as a woman – that too would help bring her to me, for her parents and sap of a boyfriend only make her feel like a child. Perhaps if I was a bit more honorable she would be child in my eyes too, for, when I first got to know her, she had not quite turned 20. But that youth fired me rather than cooled me, and so I carried on with my pursuit.

This time, after she’d left (to hurry home for her 6pm curfew) I made sure to send messages after her:-

‘I miss you too. Tell you some good news. Maybe I can stay with you a whole night this Saturday.’

‘You can compare with superman! 快去吃饭!谁叫你中午不吃完上又不吃的!’

‘We must make love on Sunday?’ (I replied to say that it was totally up to her. And of course it was; I would respect whatever choice she made – but would do my best to persuade her to choose yes).

‘Oh I see! Thank you! You are very kind! I love you! Kiss~

‘Do you have free time after 6 tomorrow?’

算了当我没说’

噢!Maybe I can stay with you all night. I’ll try my best.’

And so we met to spend the night together. She was a little early at the rendezvous, which seemed to me a measure of the keenness she had for the encounter. I suggested eating – was she hungry? She was, and she wanted to eat at McDonalds. This made my lip curl, rather – such trashy bland pap. It made me think less of her, though she did not quite see my distaste. But I pushed the feeling down – after all, she was only 19, and so it was no surprise she has the tastes of a teenager. And the more mercenary angle of it occurred to me too – junk food a cheap and quick precursor to sex. What need for candles and romance?

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey there reader. Did you know you're reading the blog of a guy who sticks his finger in a girl's a-hole, then diligently "preserves" the finger until the first moment he's alone, whereupon he sucks the fecal-mattered digit in ecstasy? Now you know.

Anonymous said...

Anon says:


Hey there reader. Did you know you're reading the blog of a guy who sticks his finger in a girl's a-hole, then diligently "preserves" the finger until the first moment he's alone, whereupon he sucks the fecal-mattered digit in ecstasy? Now you know.


Can't you be more inventive than that? Are you Chinese?

I think you have been spending too much time with Mrs Palmer.

Anonymous said...

A gril of 19? why don't you fuck your own daughter?

ChinaBounder's email: said...

Anonymous said...Hey there reader. Did you know you're reading the blog of a guy who sticks his finger in a girl's a-hole, then diligently "preserves" the finger until the first moment he's alone, whereupon he sucks the fecal-mattered digit in ecstasy? Now you know.

In fact I normally begin with my tongue, not a finger, and most enjoyable it is too. When I do use a finger, though, I generally suck it right in front of her. One should have no secrets in sex. As for fecal matter, it is generally only found close to the sphincter during defecation. At other times the final few centimeters of the rectum are generally quite clean.

Perhaps you should read up on your biology.

Anonymous said...

chinabounder, you SOB! (LOL)
I really admire you! What a fantastic job you did! I am going to China next month. Can't wait!

Anonymous said...

Hey there. i read through your whole archives. once again, you are cool.
even though im not a surporter of what you do, but as along as you're doing what you do, don't quit writing. it's so much more than just a "sex diary" as called by your haters.

Anonymous said...

Ye! Rock On! Theres no need to put this guy down, he's just telling it like it is. Most China blogs are about Jiaozi, bad driving and annoying chinese habits. But this guy is telling the real story of working in china, so just lay off him.

Anonymous said...

chinabounder, I am with you. Don't be scared.

Anonymous said...

shanghai girls, I am coming!!! I have a much bigger dick than chinabounder's. I can fuck for one hour at a time without cumming. Be expecting!

Anonymous said...

As for fecal matter, it is generally only found close to the sphincter during defecation. At other times the final few centimeters of the rectum are generally quite clean.

Perhaps you should read up on your biology.


I'd like to know where you got that idea, perhaps you should read up on your biology. You're the kind of idiot who believes whatever is convenient for you to be true, facts be damned. Ask a doctor. Any gynecologist will tell you that vaginal penetration after anal penetration increases the likelihood of developing yeast infection. You show your sexual ignorance over and over, it's pathetic.
http://www.emmagoldman.com/services/Gyn%20Health/yeast.htm

Anonymous said...

I'ma a clever teapot yes I am

http://whoischinabounder.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

poor cristine,she will soon learn a lesson.
chinabounder,you will destroy her attitute toward men and love, i am sure she will hardly believe men and love after you jilt her,it's a great pain.women are different from men at sex,they think more highly of the emotion than sex.and some girls are hard to recover from being hurt,especially young girls.she may get a cynical attitude towards love in the future and always leading a sad life.
chinabounder,i hope you think about this,if you even have a little human being's mercy.

Anonymous said...

oh,yes
the last pragraph makes me laugh. especially "junk food a cheap and quick precursor to sex". as a chinese young girl, i've reviled u a lot, but sometimes i have to agree with u . it's very conflicting. but, she is too young for u. why don't u turn to someone mature & experienced as before? u will hurt her. and that's really bad.

Anonymous said...

Why can't you people spell your damn words properly?

As to your question, there is some possibility that an older man can be more gentle for her :-)

Anonymous said...

真的假的?这些都是你编的吧?你写下这些是什么目的?炫耀?想出名?如果是真的,我认为你不仅伤害了上海女孩,事实上你也是在伤害自己!god bless you!

Anonymous said...

Know when you're tilting and know when to fold.

Keep a plane ticket and passport handy.

It's no victory for free speech but a train wreck is coming.

You know I hate your guts but for now I have your best interest in mind.

Anonymous said...

http://whoisouttingchinabounder.blogspot.com/

Out the outter! Or atleast express your discontent with his/her spineless assualt on some of the finest literature to come out of Shanghai.

Anonymous said...

I personally believe what chinabounder wrote are the facts, not fiction. I have a friend who went to Shanghai to teach English. He couldn't find a job paid more that the minimum wage here in the US. He couldn't find a girl, either. But guess what, he slept with countless girls in China for free. At one time, he told me, the girls were lined-up for him to get a fuck. I am jealous.

Anonymous said...

you are sick. go see a shrink and get your tiny little brain a dose of human compassion. one day your "adventures" will take a toll on you.

Anonymous said...

Love the Chinglish. As for accuracy, there is no need to doubt. Thing is, people keep dissing this guy for shagging "innocent young girls." If you knew Shanghai girls, you'd know differently. They are not the innocent, sweet young things you think they are. These girls will play you like a fiddle. You think she really means it when she says she's "in love"? c'mon, get serious!

Plus they have a lot more to gain than he does. All he gets is a shag or two. They get to practice their English, plus the possibility of marrying a stupid white guy and getting a passport and plane ticket. Economically, the balance is stacked in their favor.

Anonymous said...

I am very like this blog. I am traditional chinese girl and this blogs shows western cultural habit. I not want be cheated by white guy. but i think this show culture difference between develping nation and American. personally i think this guy very bad man, but i enjoy this blog very much.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who went to Shanghai to teach English. He couldn't find a job paid more that the minimum wage here in the US. He couldn't find a girl, either. But guess what, he slept with countless girls in China for free. At one time, he told me, the girls were lined-up for him to get a fuck.

Yes Shanghai women are sluts, every man who's travelled China knows it. Blog author refuses to admit it to save his ego.

Anonymous said...

Anon says:


Yes Shanghai women are sluts, every man who's travelled China knows it. Blog author refuses to admit it to save his ego.


Oh come on now. I don't believe that all Shanghai women are sluts. In fact, I don't believe that even the majority of women from Shanghai are sluts.

Perhaps you have different expectations that the more reasonable men from the west have.

As SuperTramp says:

Some they will and some they won't and some you just can't tell.

Some they do and some they don't and some it's just as well.


In any event, what do you care if she is sexually experienced before you marry her as long as she doesn't pass off someelse's child as yours? That's what DNA tests are for dude.

Anonymous said...

"I am very like this blog. I am traditional chinese girl and this blogs shows western cultural habit. I not want be cheated by white guy. but i think this show culture difference between develping nation and American. personally i think this guy very bad man, but i enjoy this blog very much. "

Now I have to say this girl IS naive (or plain stupid). Chinabounder showed nothing of western culture here. What "culture difference" is he showing? Most of us respect people. Making love is a big deal to us. The majority of us don't fuck aroud like chinabounder.

I wonder why American get involved. He's British! Do you think all people in developed countries are shit? If you keep thinking that way, you will be chinabounder's next conquest.

Anonymous said...

Messed up the first time...

It should be:

I'ma clever teapot yes it's true

Here's an example of what I can do!

http://whoischinabounder.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Messed up the first time...

It should be:

I'ma clever teapot yes it's true

Here's an example of what I can do!

是的,在这个世界上你能做的事情很多,但是你做出的事情也表达出了你是怎样的一个人。控制一下,你的灵魂需要拯救!

Anonymous said...

Chinabounder made racist assumption against Chinese men without getting to know them, only based on comments he heard from some chinese women.
In his blog he states he strongly believes in his racist comments.

eg "I do still feel there are traits that many have in common. And this rather limp approach to love and passion is one of them, as is a rather antediluvian attitude to women.
"
Who is Chinabounder?

Anonymous said...

Chinabounder's comments on Chinese men are racist.

If anyone thinks racist comments are allowed on internet in western countries, please read

EU Additional Protocol to the Convention on cybercrime, concerning the criminalisation of acts of a racist and xenophobic nature committed through computer systems

Anonymous said...

Article 5 – Racist and xenophobic motivated insult

1 Each Party shall adopt such legislative and other measures as may be necessary to establish as criminal offences under its domestic law, when committed intentionally and without right, the following conduct:

insulting publicly, through a computer system, (i) persons for the reason that they belong to a group distinguished by race, colour, descent or national or ethnic origin, as well as religion, if used as a pretext for any of these factors; or (ii) a group of persons which is distinguished by any of these characteristics.

Anonymous said...

Chinabounder has crossed the line.
种族歧视是不可以的!!!!

Anonymous said...

The EU protocol criminalising racist acts on the internet does not apply in the USA, where blogger.com is run from.

Don't like it? Don't read it!

Anonymous said...

Please say NO to racism.

Anonymous said...

who is chinabounder?

Anonymous said...

One question for the Chinese male readers: If all of the women Chinabounder "seduced" are tall, have round faces, single fold eyelids, and have small eyes would it make what he is doing more tolerable to you?

就是说如果这些中国女孩子都是小眼睛,单眼皮,个子有高有大,还有脸的形状比较圆的,你们还是会恨chinabounder吗? 有可能他喜欢的女孩子都是所谓的“老外喜欢的那种”。我就是好奇而已。对不起,我知道我中文不行。

http://stylites.blogsource.com/

ChinaBounder's email: said...

Advice from an acquaintance said... Know when you're tilting and know when to fold.

If you really are an acquaintance, and have my best interest in mind, maybe you would drop me a line at chinabounder@hotmail.com telling me how it is you think you know me. I’d appreciate that very much.

Anonymous said...

"One question for the Chinese male readers: If all of the women Chinabounder "seduced" are tall, have round faces, single fold eyelids, and have small eyes would it make what he is doing more tolerable to you? "

My question is whether you have any Chinese male friend? If you have, just give him a call instead of finding answer on the web.
Of course I assume you live in china.

Anonymous said...

Obviously I have Chinese male friends. Most of my Chinese friends are male. That is what inspired the question. They only like double fold, big eyes and laugh at foreigners for accepting girls with smaller eyes. My question is: What if Chinabounder is only seducing the "ugly" type that foreigners like - would you still dislike him? This is a hypothetical. I'm sure he gets all types.

Anonymous said...

Chinabounder is secretly a gay man!!He loves china men and hates chinese women. He particularly likes angry china men, angrier the better!!! That's why he likes to spend so much time answering their complaints and even give out his email.

Chinabounder, have I ever seen you at eddy's bar or bobos bar ?

we can meet...

Anonymous said...

void

Anonymous said...

Speechless...you sound just like any of the guys I know except they don’t get any and like to think they do when they go solitary. Beware next time you might get caught by their crazy parents, a camera, or a pair of scissors...on your bed in your apt...butt naked!

Anonymous said...

姐妹们,找一张纸,列个对照表,你认为的,你对男的有什么用处vs男的对你有什么用处,如果你在现实中未生过孩子的话,把生孩子这项划掉;如果生过的话,添加一张对照表,你认为的,母猴如何要求公猴 vs你如何要求他的,你的修养就能自我升华了。千万不要相信你爹妈的话,如果按照他们的说法做,你爹年轻时都不会找你。

Anonymous said...

Styllite said: "Obviously I have Chinese male friends. Most of my Chinese friends are male. That is what inspired the question. They only like double fold, big eyes and laugh at foreigners for accepting girls with smaller eyes. My question is: What if Chinabounder is only seducing the "ugly" type that foreigners like - would you still dislike him? This is a hypothetical. I'm sure he gets all types. "

If your chinese friends are really your friends, you can easily call them up and ask them directly.

Anonymous said...

>_<'''''~~~~~~

please check your gmail, I just wrote to you. I think you are an interesting person.

And I would like to exchange ideas with you.

I will write to your hotmail too.

Just in case. Please reply if you got the time

M.

Anonymous said...

ChinaBounder同志是英格兰共产党员,五十多岁了,为了帮助上海的年轻女孩,受英格兰共产党和欧洲共产主义联盟的派遣,不远万里,来到中国,去年春上到上海,后来到玉佛寺工作,不幸以身殉职,一个外国人,毫无利己的动机,把中国人民的操B事业当作他自己的事业,这是什么精神?这是国际主义的精神,这是共产主义的精神,每一个中国共产党员都要学习这种精神。

转家宝阅

Anonymous said...

Hi, I must say I enjoyed every bit of your sex diary. Like some of the guys put it, keep writing as long as you are doing it, and I will keep on reading.
I am a foreign Chinese and I fully agree that PRC's gals are easy prey to guys who has the gift of a glib. You should travel out of SHA more often. Get the best to enjoy and understand China. Won't really cost much.
At the end of the day, the hard cruel fact is Chinese gals worshipped foreigners. However, he need not be whites.
Keep on writing bloke, I will be reading and giving you my support with my two hands and three legs!

Anonymous said...

http://whoischinabounder.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

shame on you! Chinabounder. You're also a shame to GB

Anonymous said...

http://whoischinabounder.blogspot.com/

1. Came to Shanghai six years ago.
2. British.
3. He was born in the year of the dog - therefore, 36 years old.
4. Teaches english in various universities.
5. Knows Jiao Tong university well.
6. Gives his msn/email to students at the end of classes.
7. Lives on or near Huai Hai Road.
8. Reasonably good spoken/written Chinese.

PLEASE ASSIST by adding the relevant blog passage to the below FOOTNOTES:


2.
I’m pretty sure I remember references (in his early blogs) to him being from England. (It is interesting to note that, recently, he seems to have removed his earlier archives – which originally dated back to 2005.)

7.
SEDUCING CHRISTINE #4 -- Saturday, August 19, 2006
“So after eating we walked along Huai Hai Road back to my place.”

8.
Six yrs in China + Frequent use of Chinese in blog.

Anonymous said...

http://whoischinabounder.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

If you think that Chinabounder sucks, then hope more people to know about him.
If you think what ChinaBounder wrote is acually what happened in Shanghai and China, and hope more people to aware about it.

Translate it into Chinese.
send it to chinabounder.chinese@gmail.com
We will post it over
http://chinabounderinchinese.blogspot.com/index.html

Anonymous said...

操你妈的,这个外教是谁请来教学的?什么几吧玩艺儿啊。

Anonymous said...

you are the sick british ugly dog

From A Canadian,

Anonymous said...

dog

Anonymous said...

dog

Anonymous said...

dog

Anonymous said...

let's hack him out

Anonymous said...

This author is really a shameless disgusting Son Of Bitch! Precisely son of a British Bitch with possibly a Japanese Dog Father. Oh, I almost forgot, both Britan and Japan are Bitches of US, so you are always Son of Bitches no matter you are a british or japanese, right? haha. Just comfort, God will send you to the Hell very soon, and you will stay there forever.

Anonymous said...

i am chinese male working overseas, i really do not understand what it is about, a lack of self confidence white guy got lucky more in shanghai than what he deserved in his own country? something big? seducing some silly shallow girls out of half of our billion pupulation base? does that make you really proud?